Decoding Epic in a Red Letter

Which story shall I tell? From the beginning of my time, all my stories have remained the same. I have had many journeys to the unknown to explore all the plots but I come back to the same formats. Will things change if I leave the oral realm of telling my stories and dive into the physical realm to experience them? I don't think so. I keep living the same stories so I might as well just tell them instead. But then again, every story has been told before and there are no stories I could ever tell you that you have not heard. I have my versions like everyone else. I can tell you the story of my tragic love, my comic appearances, my fights with the internal and external monsters, my voyages and my returns, my quests to the unknown from rags to the riches, and my rebirths. You will muse, laugh, cry, and experience every story that ever existed. Give me your ears.